Tell Us How You Really Feel about Your Oncologist

Uh huh


Sistuh

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

brains by Mattel.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with

instructions on the heel.

Chimney's clogged.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top Floor.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

24 cents short of a quarter.


Don't get me wrong, I had some fantastic doctors. But...all those who have been there know what I mean. Don't ya, Sistuh?